Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Dear Angry Guest:

You're not supposed to punch people.  Like ever.  Except maybe in a rare case of serious self defense.  But, if you're a guest and want to get on a ride before that other guest who you don't like, punching people is not the best solution.  In fact, the best solution would be to resign yourself to the fact that you can't always have everything you want as soon as you want it and move on.

But if you're a guest, and you're angry, and you want to ride a ride, don't punch somebody in order to get on the ride first.  Because chances are, the ride operators will be calling police very quickly.  And while you're on the ride, you're at the mercy of the ride operators, who can slow down or even stop the ride in order to prolong your existence in the area to ensure that you will be there when police arrive.

Chances are you'll also be escorted out of the park and lost your magical vacation.  And chances are you'll end up at some official center filling out paperwork instead of having fun with your family.

This is all hypothetical of course.

Moral of the story.  Don't punch people.

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