I'm constantly asked which of my three jobs at Disney was my favorite. Merchandise in EPCOT vs. Main Entrance in Magic Kingdom vs. Kilimanjaro Safaris in Animal Kingdom. Honestly, the answer to this question is not just a one word thing. I loved parts of each one, and I've dreaded other parts. And as much as I try, I can't weigh in and figure out which one, overall was my favorite. They were all just different.
I loved Merchandise because I was always able to make the unhappy guest happy again. I don't recall a single time I was unable to help out a guest in a positive way. It was a simple job, in air conditioning, that was fairly low stress and fun. My specific location was extra fun because it included the pictures that I got to take of guests. I loved getting them to pose just right in front of the green screen and then "magically" putting it onto the background of their choice. I loved the one-on-one guest interactions in this role. I also loved that I could pick up shifts anywhere on property and there were constantly shifts available for me to pick up extra hours.
There were also several reasons why I didn't like this role. I constantly felt terrible for making monetary mistakes or messing up counting or whatever. It also got extremely boring. The same old place selling the same old Merchandise every single day. And it was nothing special... it was basically just like the bookstore I used to work at. Same, easy, grunt work job that almost everyone in the world has had experience in doing at one point or the other. Nothing big or exciting or different. Plus it's sad that Figment is nearly gone, and no one hardly knows who he is anymore. And I didn't like that my hours here were entirely unpredictable. At least in my other jobs the parades are at the same times (or at least within an hours or so) and at my job now I'm off early each day... but in EPCOT I could literally have been scheduled anytime, morning, noon and night, and I had no say, whatsoever.
Now on to Magic Kingdom. I loved going between turnstiles and PAC. I absolutely loved getting the crowds energized. Hearing the music to the parades and being around such great excitement, and getting others excited was absolutely amazing, and participating in Flag Retreat was just something else. I got to watch the MK fireworks show (including the Holiday fireworks which normally cost extra, even for cast members) every single night to the point I practically had them memorized. I worked with a lot more people my own age, and overall had a magnificent time.
Unfortunately, the biggest negative to this role was the amount I got yelled at. For fairly good reason too. At the turnstiles, people freak out when their $500 paper ticket doesn't work the first time. And within the park during the parade, people are tired and exhausted at the end of the day with three screaming children and are at the end of their thread already when I have to go up to them and say, "I'm sorry, you may not watch the parade from here." Hence me being cussed out at least weekly. Almost daily. Very, very hard on me. But I learned a lot from it. Unfortunately, it changed my perspective on people, making me think more the worst of people instead of the best. I'm recovering from that and becoming more realistic day by day.
Now on to my current job! Safaris! My favorite thing about this ride, ultimately, is the people I get to work with. Everyone is just so much fun. I love how we have so many "outside" of work parties. I love playing, and being silly, and goofing off. I don't think I've ever loved a group of people so much... at least since the rescue squad I worked on. I love talking about my job. The hours are completely amazing. I'm off before 6 basically every single day. It's also amazing to get to share stories of animals and guests... and sometimes the two combined. Best thing ever!
But, it gets very boring. I'll be honest. There are times that I cringe to do another Safari, sick of repeating the same things about the same animals again and again and again. It's hard on me physically, my back sometimes aches when I get home and my voice is just gone after working just a few days in a row. I get a sore throat, and I can no longer sing. Like, at all. Which is really sad, I love singing. And it's exhausting. I never get any exercise, but I'm still just exhausted at the end of the day, not wanting to do anything. But at the end of the day, I always have the biggest smile on my face that just won't go away because I'm so happy to be with so many great people.
I just wanted this documented at some point, since this is my last CP ever, hopefully. Maybe it will help others decide what role to have. Honestly, I've both loved, and been terribly annoyed, by every single role. It really has been a roller coaster, but I wouldn't change any of my jobs for anything. I'm so grateful for the experience of working all of them. Hopefully, I'll love my new job as much as I love these.
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Friday, November 25, 2011
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Video Follow-up and Storytime!
Only one final left! In Chemistry. Tomorrow at 7:15pm. What kind of sadistic teacher made up a time like that!?
Also, that movie I made? Yeah, I got an A. Not trying to brag, but compared to some of the other students... well, let's just say many of them didn't really try that hard. One video taped himself snowboarding. Another videotaped himself interviewing some judge guy for like ten minutes. Just talking. Another didn't even use any film. He just took random pictures and made a slideshow. Anyway, I'm proud of my work! But mine definitely wasn't the best either.
My favorite of the class was this girl who did a Charlie Chaplin rendition with her roommate. They did an excellent job! Hilarious! Another guy did a hilarious "candid camera" type of video using students around campus. Absolutely hilarious AND he used a microphone which probably gave him extra kudos! There were some extremely well done movies. I'm soooo glad I took that class! And funny thing is, I added late. I wasn't originally going to take it... ever!
Annnnd now for the story of the day. I was going to campus a couple of days ago, minding my own business, when I saw a familiar face walking towards me and staring at me. I soon recognized it as my old roommate Jenna whom I worked with last semester at Disney. But I wasn't totally sure it was me. We continued walking towards each other, both staring at each other with confused looks on our faces. Just as it got to that moment that we were going to totally bypass each other without saying a word I finally spoke up. "Jenna?" "DIANNA!!!! I knew it was you! I knew it!" And then we did the whole run and hug happily thing.
Turns out Jenna went seasonal and wants me to rent an apt when I do the CP again so she can come down and stay with me so she doesn't have to spend money on a hotel. This probably won't happen until at least January, though. Anyway, it was very fun to see her and to exchange our lives. I had completely forgotten that she was here on campus and that we're NEIGHBORS! We live in complexes that are literally right next door to one another.
Another interesting story also relating to Disney (sorry if you're reading this Ashley, but you sooo deserve it!) is that I went to a dance competition last night. One of the girls dancing was a performer I knew in Disney, too. It was so strange to have seen a girl dancing and singing with Mickey in front of the famous castle, now dancing here on a tiny stage at BYU-Idaho. So. Stinkin'. Weird. She did a fantastic job though. In both places.
And that's all I have to say. 24 hours til I'm officially a Super Senior!
Also, that movie I made? Yeah, I got an A. Not trying to brag, but compared to some of the other students... well, let's just say many of them didn't really try that hard. One video taped himself snowboarding. Another videotaped himself interviewing some judge guy for like ten minutes. Just talking. Another didn't even use any film. He just took random pictures and made a slideshow. Anyway, I'm proud of my work! But mine definitely wasn't the best either.
My favorite of the class was this girl who did a Charlie Chaplin rendition with her roommate. They did an excellent job! Hilarious! Another guy did a hilarious "candid camera" type of video using students around campus. Absolutely hilarious AND he used a microphone which probably gave him extra kudos! There were some extremely well done movies. I'm soooo glad I took that class! And funny thing is, I added late. I wasn't originally going to take it... ever!
Annnnd now for the story of the day. I was going to campus a couple of days ago, minding my own business, when I saw a familiar face walking towards me and staring at me. I soon recognized it as my old roommate Jenna whom I worked with last semester at Disney. But I wasn't totally sure it was me. We continued walking towards each other, both staring at each other with confused looks on our faces. Just as it got to that moment that we were going to totally bypass each other without saying a word I finally spoke up. "Jenna?" "DIANNA!!!! I knew it was you! I knew it!" And then we did the whole run and hug happily thing.
Turns out Jenna went seasonal and wants me to rent an apt when I do the CP again so she can come down and stay with me so she doesn't have to spend money on a hotel. This probably won't happen until at least January, though. Anyway, it was very fun to see her and to exchange our lives. I had completely forgotten that she was here on campus and that we're NEIGHBORS! We live in complexes that are literally right next door to one another.
Another interesting story also relating to Disney (sorry if you're reading this Ashley, but you sooo deserve it!) is that I went to a dance competition last night. One of the girls dancing was a performer I knew in Disney, too. It was so strange to have seen a girl dancing and singing with Mickey in front of the famous castle, now dancing here on a tiny stage at BYU-Idaho. So. Stinkin'. Weird. She did a fantastic job though. In both places.
And that's all I have to say. 24 hours til I'm officially a Super Senior!
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Last Day At Disney
My last night at Disney I worked West and they made me Liberty 2 and Roller. The hardest of the rolling spots.

And it turned out to be the first and only night I ever lost the roll. I lost it in the first parade. Of course. I just had to lose it on my last night to scratch my perfect record. Fortunately Christeen was uber nice about it. She didn't blame me at all and David, Christeen and I worked together to fix it (yep, it takes that many... possibly more, to fix a roll).
This photo was taken before I lost the roll. Back when I was still happy to be roller. It's okay, though, because second parade I did it perfectly again. No problem!
Random Story: You'll notice the roll is made for right handed people. Of course. Well, sometimes the silver turny-thingy gets detached from the roll so you can't roll like normal. When this happens the roller has to actually grab the black sides of the roll with both hands and roll like that... much harder. Well, as I was rolling that night, my right arm just got super tired (like I said, it's the longest and hardest spot to roll on the route) so I started rolling with both hands, forgetting the silver thing. Melissa came over to me and asked: "Oh no! Did the roller break again!?" I answered, "No, I'm just tired... no problems." "Nice Dianna. Nice..."
Yeah, you had to be there... it was just funny.
And it turned out to be the first and only night I ever lost the roll. I lost it in the first parade. Of course. I just had to lose it on my last night to scratch my perfect record. Fortunately Christeen was uber nice about it. She didn't blame me at all and David, Christeen and I worked together to fix it (yep, it takes that many... possibly more, to fix a roll).
This photo was taken before I lost the roll. Back when I was still happy to be roller. It's okay, though, because second parade I did it perfectly again. No problem!
Random Story: You'll notice the roll is made for right handed people. Of course. Well, sometimes the silver turny-thingy gets detached from the roll so you can't roll like normal. When this happens the roller has to actually grab the black sides of the roll with both hands and roll like that... much harder. Well, as I was rolling that night, my right arm just got super tired (like I said, it's the longest and hardest spot to roll on the route) so I started rolling with both hands, forgetting the silver thing. Melissa came over to me and asked: "Oh no! Did the roller break again!?" I answered, "No, I'm just tired... no problems." "Nice Dianna. Nice..."
Yeah, you had to be there... it was just funny.
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Christmas Day Photos!
They gave us these rice crispy snowmen at the bus stop. They tasted horrible, but they look cute and hey, it showed they appreciate us lowly CPs just a little!

I woke up reeeeeaaally early before work to go to my friends apartment to open presents! This is their Charlie Brown Christmas tree with all their present under it. Our tree was bigger, but we had about one quarter of the gifts.

We went around in a circle opening our gifts one at a time. Jenna and I were the first to run out, but it was fun watching everyone get their presents!
This is Cami getting her pirate presents!

Jenna and her super cute footy pajamas. (Okay, so they didn't actually have footies, but I have no other word for these! LOVE them! lol)

Katelin and her car ride certificates... she wanted a car so a coupon for a ride when she gets back home is at least a little close.

Emily and her princess hat.

Kelly and her bling-a-licious purse!

And the only picture I have of me is after opening the book that Cami gave me. Thanks Cami! (But also thanks to Mom who also gave me some Christmas gifts! THANK YOU! And sorry I don't have photos of me opening them!)

Less than a year til NEXT Christmas!!!
I woke up reeeeeaaally early before work to go to my friends apartment to open presents! This is their Charlie Brown Christmas tree with all their present under it. Our tree was bigger, but we had about one quarter of the gifts.
We went around in a circle opening our gifts one at a time. Jenna and I were the first to run out, but it was fun watching everyone get their presents!
This is Cami getting her pirate presents!
Jenna and her super cute footy pajamas. (Okay, so they didn't actually have footies, but I have no other word for these! LOVE them! lol)
Katelin and her car ride certificates... she wanted a car so a coupon for a ride when she gets back home is at least a little close.
Emily and her princess hat.
Kelly and her bling-a-licious purse!
And the only picture I have of me is after opening the book that Cami gave me. Thanks Cami! (But also thanks to Mom who also gave me some Christmas gifts! THANK YOU! And sorry I don't have photos of me opening them!)
Less than a year til NEXT Christmas!!!
Friday, December 24, 2010
Christmas Eve
Second post of the day. But I wanted a mini-update real quick. Because I wanted to note how totally EASY and SLOW the parades were tonight!
It was soooooo stinking sloooooow.
Probably cuz I was west though. The south was totally packed. And my friends who worked south said they sent everyone over to us but nobody wanted to come.
Guests have this weird idea in their head that the parade is only able to be seen from Main Street and that if you watch the parade in any other spot on the parade route, it's not as good or has different dance moves or something. They don't believe us when we repeatedly tell them it's good EVERYWHERE!
But it was a great Christmas Eve. We all jumped and cheered at midnight, and our managers kept us informed all night as to the whereabouts of Santa. He passed over Florida and was headed into Georgia around 11:45. He started in Europe this year, though and was somewhere around Italy as I started work.
Now I get to look forward to TOMORROW!!!
It was soooooo stinking sloooooow.
Probably cuz I was west though. The south was totally packed. And my friends who worked south said they sent everyone over to us but nobody wanted to come.
Guests have this weird idea in their head that the parade is only able to be seen from Main Street and that if you watch the parade in any other spot on the parade route, it's not as good or has different dance moves or something. They don't believe us when we repeatedly tell them it's good EVERYWHERE!
But it was a great Christmas Eve. We all jumped and cheered at midnight, and our managers kept us informed all night as to the whereabouts of Santa. He passed over Florida and was headed into Georgia around 11:45. He started in Europe this year, though and was somewhere around Italy as I started work.
Now I get to look forward to TOMORROW!!!
Merry Christmas Eve!!!
I LOVE LOVE LOVE Christmas! Seriously. It's is by far the most wonderful time of the year. And despite the fact that I have to work a lot and don't get to see any of my family, I still am happy as ever that it's Christmas. I love Christmas in Florida too! Where else can I eat an ice cream sundae in short sleeves in December!

However, today I'm spending my time psyching myself up for this next week. And now I present to you my schedule for the rest of my program. So in case you need me:
12/24---7pm-1am (PAC West)6 hours
12/25 CHRISTMAS!!!---10:45am-4:15pm (PAC West) and then 7pm-1am (PAC South) 11.5 hours
12/26---10:45-4:15 (PAC South) and then 7pm-1am (PAC South) 11.5 hours
12/27---10:45-4:15 (PAC West) and then 7pm-1am (PAC South) 11.5 hours
12/28---7pm-1am (PAC South) 6 hours
12/29---10:45-4:15 (PAC South) and then 4:15pm-10:45pm (Greeter) 11.5 hours
12/30---10:45-4:30 (PAC South) and then 5pm-1:15am (PAC South) 14 hours
12/31---10:45am-1:15am (PAC South) 13.5 hours
1/1--- (I'm also driving my roommate to the airport at 4am this morning) 4:30pm-10:30pm (PAC West) 6 hours
The hours aren't how many hours I work, but how many I'm getting paid to work (because they take out break times). That's why some of them add up a little weird.
January 2nd will be spent doing laundry, getting my stuff together, and meeting my dad who's coming down here. The 3rd will be spent driving my roommate to the airport early in the morning and moving out and getting last minute stuff done before the 4th, which will be the day that I fly out at 7 in the morning for Idaho, arriving at 7:15pm.
School starts on the 5th. Chemistry at 11:30am.
Maybe next year's holidays will be more relaxing!
However, today I'm spending my time psyching myself up for this next week. And now I present to you my schedule for the rest of my program. So in case you need me:
12/24---7pm-1am (PAC West)6 hours
12/25 CHRISTMAS!!!---10:45am-4:15pm (PAC West) and then 7pm-1am (PAC South) 11.5 hours
12/26---10:45-4:15 (PAC South) and then 7pm-1am (PAC South) 11.5 hours
12/27---10:45-4:15 (PAC West) and then 7pm-1am (PAC South) 11.5 hours
12/28---7pm-1am (PAC South) 6 hours
12/29---10:45-4:15 (PAC South) and then 4:15pm-10:45pm (Greeter) 11.5 hours
12/30---10:45-4:30 (PAC South) and then 5pm-1:15am (PAC South) 14 hours
12/31---10:45am-1:15am (PAC South) 13.5 hours
1/1--- (I'm also driving my roommate to the airport at 4am this morning) 4:30pm-10:30pm (PAC West) 6 hours
The hours aren't how many hours I work, but how many I'm getting paid to work (because they take out break times). That's why some of them add up a little weird.
January 2nd will be spent doing laundry, getting my stuff together, and meeting my dad who's coming down here. The 3rd will be spent driving my roommate to the airport early in the morning and moving out and getting last minute stuff done before the 4th, which will be the day that I fly out at 7 in the morning for Idaho, arriving at 7:15pm.
School starts on the 5th. Chemistry at 11:30am.
Maybe next year's holidays will be more relaxing!
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Teamwork
One major part of my job is breakdown. We breakdown our ropes as close to the back of the parade as possible to make it seem like no parade ever existed and facilitate the movement of the gigantic swarm of guests that always ensues shortly after a parade. The parade route is, in a way, cut in half when it comes to breakdown. The breakdown process in the west is entirely different than in the south.
For this post, though, I will only explain breakdown for the west. Each person gets two position, one for during the parade, and one for breakdown.
The clipper begins the process by going to each of the posts (or stanchions) and unclipping the ropes from the stanchion and then clipping them to each other. The stanchion puller grabs the stanchion and puts it on the nearby cart pulled by the cart puller. The plugger comes next putting the plug in the hole left by the stanchion. At the rear of the process comes the roller who rolls up the rope on a heavy roll they wear on their chest. Both sides of the route break down at the same time, and to be sure each roller is the same distance behind the back of the parade, there are two rope holders that each have one hand on their roller and one hand on a rope and their job is to push of pull the roller to ensure both sides are breaking down at the same speed.
Ideally, this entire process remains within ten feet of the back of the parade. I'm proud to say we usually do a very good job, too, and it's very fun when we all get it right! But we really heavily, if not, entirely on teamwork to get the job done.
The two hardest jobs are clipper and roller. The ropes are very tight, so you have to be strong to get some of the clips off. I've even had guests help me with it a few times after watching me struggle. The clipper also has to be careful not to cut their hand open (something I've also done) because if you start bleeding you are no longer allowed to help in the breakdown process at all. No bleeding on ropes because we have to make new ones and that takes forever!
Roller is hard because you have to be constantly moving your arm rolling up the rope and the roll gets very, very heavy near the end. It's also hard because if the clipper or others have trouble and get behind, you have to make up for it by suddenly rolling super fast. The third reason it's the hardest is that it's very easy to lose the roll. By "lose the roll" I mean the rope sometimes gets off the roll track and instead gets stuck between where your hand is on the handle and the actual roll it's supposed to be on. When you lose the roll, like cutting your finger open, your done with the breakdown process and kicked off the route and someone else has to jump in and roll the rest by hand which is way harder than using the roll.
The reason I'm explaining this is partly for my own memory's sake, but also because I have learned a lot from this breakdown process. I've learned a lot about team work and learning how people work together to accomplish things.
I have stories, but this post is long enough for now. This post may (or may not) be a precursor to other future posts and stories about my job and things I've learned, so be sure to remember it. :)
For this post, though, I will only explain breakdown for the west. Each person gets two position, one for during the parade, and one for breakdown.
The clipper begins the process by going to each of the posts (or stanchions) and unclipping the ropes from the stanchion and then clipping them to each other. The stanchion puller grabs the stanchion and puts it on the nearby cart pulled by the cart puller. The plugger comes next putting the plug in the hole left by the stanchion. At the rear of the process comes the roller who rolls up the rope on a heavy roll they wear on their chest. Both sides of the route break down at the same time, and to be sure each roller is the same distance behind the back of the parade, there are two rope holders that each have one hand on their roller and one hand on a rope and their job is to push of pull the roller to ensure both sides are breaking down at the same speed.
Ideally, this entire process remains within ten feet of the back of the parade. I'm proud to say we usually do a very good job, too, and it's very fun when we all get it right! But we really heavily, if not, entirely on teamwork to get the job done.
The two hardest jobs are clipper and roller. The ropes are very tight, so you have to be strong to get some of the clips off. I've even had guests help me with it a few times after watching me struggle. The clipper also has to be careful not to cut their hand open (something I've also done) because if you start bleeding you are no longer allowed to help in the breakdown process at all. No bleeding on ropes because we have to make new ones and that takes forever!
Roller is hard because you have to be constantly moving your arm rolling up the rope and the roll gets very, very heavy near the end. It's also hard because if the clipper or others have trouble and get behind, you have to make up for it by suddenly rolling super fast. The third reason it's the hardest is that it's very easy to lose the roll. By "lose the roll" I mean the rope sometimes gets off the roll track and instead gets stuck between where your hand is on the handle and the actual roll it's supposed to be on. When you lose the roll, like cutting your finger open, your done with the breakdown process and kicked off the route and someone else has to jump in and roll the rest by hand which is way harder than using the roll.
The reason I'm explaining this is partly for my own memory's sake, but also because I have learned a lot from this breakdown process. I've learned a lot about team work and learning how people work together to accomplish things.
I have stories, but this post is long enough for now. This post may (or may not) be a precursor to other future posts and stories about my job and things I've learned, so be sure to remember it. :)
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
A Simple Greeter Shift
I had a nice, relaxing Greeter shift last night. I get greeter maybe once a week, sometimes less (Greeter means I work the turnstiles instead of PAC).
My shift was 7:15pm til 1:15am. I got there and we were fairly busy, but I got to be put on the Cast Member entrance. Since it was a block out date for Magic Kingdom, all I did was notify the few cast members that came to me that they couldn't enter with their guests. They were kind of bummed, but no one yelled at me!
After my first break I was put on exits, which is sometimes terrible if I"m by myself, but fortunately there were like four of us doing exits, so that was easy as well. A zillion people were leaving the park, but everyone listened and I hardly had any people trying to walk through my stroller/wheelchair exit.
Then after my second break it was getting late so I got tasking. First I covered turnstiles with a few people, then we restocked the maps and times guides. Restocking takes forever. And we kind of took our time because we knew they were running out of things for us to do. Then I got to make the white board for the next day. (We have a white board in our break room that has all the info for that day on it, park hours, what day it is, when the parades are, etc.)
I finally ran out of things to do and so worked on exits for a little longer before clocking out. It was such a good shift, I had forgotten jobs could be that easy.
And now I'm re-energized for tonight when I'm doing PAC. I'm ready!
My shift was 7:15pm til 1:15am. I got there and we were fairly busy, but I got to be put on the Cast Member entrance. Since it was a block out date for Magic Kingdom, all I did was notify the few cast members that came to me that they couldn't enter with their guests. They were kind of bummed, but no one yelled at me!
After my first break I was put on exits, which is sometimes terrible if I"m by myself, but fortunately there were like four of us doing exits, so that was easy as well. A zillion people were leaving the park, but everyone listened and I hardly had any people trying to walk through my stroller/wheelchair exit.
Then after my second break it was getting late so I got tasking. First I covered turnstiles with a few people, then we restocked the maps and times guides. Restocking takes forever. And we kind of took our time because we knew they were running out of things for us to do. Then I got to make the white board for the next day. (We have a white board in our break room that has all the info for that day on it, park hours, what day it is, when the parades are, etc.)
I finally ran out of things to do and so worked on exits for a little longer before clocking out. It was such a good shift, I had forgotten jobs could be that easy.
And now I'm re-energized for tonight when I'm doing PAC. I'm ready!
Saturday, December 18, 2010
Yucky Day
Yesterday was my worst day of PAC ever. And hopefully, nothing else will ever be that bad again, although I'm considering canceling my Christmas day shift, just in case. I'm trying hard to just forget about it... brush it off.
It was also the first day I ever cried on the job. Most of the girls I work with have ended up crying. I promised myself I'd never let a guest get to me so bad I'd cry. But then it happened.
On the up side, I was also reminded of what an unbelievably awesome life I have. I have such incredible friends who will stand by me as I stand by them. They help encourage me to feel better and be better. One even offered to go find me cookies and hot chocolate! I didn't want any... I just felt sick.
I'm grateful for awesome friends.
Thank you world, for still having decent people. And thanks for creating the nasty ones so I know how NOT to act.
It was also the first day I ever cried on the job. Most of the girls I work with have ended up crying. I promised myself I'd never let a guest get to me so bad I'd cry. But then it happened.
On the up side, I was also reminded of what an unbelievably awesome life I have. I have such incredible friends who will stand by me as I stand by them. They help encourage me to feel better and be better. One even offered to go find me cookies and hot chocolate! I didn't want any... I just felt sick.
I'm grateful for awesome friends.
Thank you world, for still having decent people. And thanks for creating the nasty ones so I know how NOT to act.
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Yep, It Seriously Happens...
I, personally, have dealt with every one of these...
"What time is the parade?" (as the parade is literally coming down the street at that very second) "Oh, well where's the best spot to see it from?" (at this point... just go home! you'll get a better view on youtube)
*on their way to exit, with tickets out and ready* "Where do we insert these?" (no need to insert tickets to leave the park) "Oh... well how are we supposed to get out then?" (just walk through the turnstile... it's okay, I promise) "They just turn?" (yes, I promise)
"Do you get wet on Splash Mountain?" (....... O.o ...........no)
"Where can I get a hot dog?" (Casey's Corner, right over there) "No, I'm sick of waiting in lines. Where can I get a hot dog without waiting in line?" (um, are you aware that you are in Disney World? Line capital of the world?)
"Can you tell me which direction the giant Mickey's Sorcerer's hat is in?" (umm... that's in Hollywood Studios... which is an entirely different park) "Okay, so can I go through the castle to get there?" (*facepalm*)
"How do I get to Disney World from here?" (again... *facepalm*)
"Why is it raining?" "When will it stop raining?" (sorry, I'll check with Mickey about controlling the weather more to your satisfaction)
"What's the wait time for the Jungle Cruise?" (yeah, since I'm a cast member I magically know the wait times of every ride in the whole park every minute all day long.... no wait. No I don't. Let's go with 20 minutes?)
"Is Walt's body really held inside a crypt in the castle?" "How much does it cost to see Walt's body?"
"Where is the exit?" (all the way down to your right) "But there's a rope up! How am I supposed to get over there!?" (well, let's see... you could go five feet around it... or under it... or over it... just don't try to go through it)
"Why is it called the castle stage?" (because it's a stage... and there's a giant castle behind it) "Castle? What castle? Where?" (right in front of your face)
*walking completely opposite from the exit* "This is the way to the exit, right?" (umm.. actually no... unfortunately when people ask this question they never stop to actually listen to an answer so I never get to tell them directions on how to really get to the exit... they just keep walking and I've stopped fighting it. If you walk away before letting me answer a question I'm not gonna answer it)
"Excuse me, do you work here?" (no, I just like to wear this ridiculous car freshener costume and Disney nametag to be funny... in their defense though we used to have a regular guest who somehow got hold of a fake nametag and impersonated a cast member...)
"Can I sit here?" (considering there's a taped X on the ground and no one else is there five minutes before the parade, probably not, no) "Oh, I thought X marked the place where I was supposed to be sitting..." (no, X marks the place where I get to sit. sorry to burst your bubble)
And my personal favorite that I got just last night:
"Excuse me, how do I get to Magic Kingdom from here?" (um... you're in the Magic Kingdom...)
On a more considerate note, when you're on vacation, you really do leave your brain behind. I'm sure I asked my fair share of stupid questions on our cruise. I'm sure I've looked like a total bimbo plenty in my lifetime. The people who asked these probably all could have figured out the answers themselves, but the face that they're on vacation means lack of thinking, and lack of thinking means fun stories for others. Just thought I'd point that out, I'm sure we've all had these moments. :)
"What time is the parade?" (as the parade is literally coming down the street at that very second) "Oh, well where's the best spot to see it from?" (at this point... just go home! you'll get a better view on youtube)
*on their way to exit, with tickets out and ready* "Where do we insert these?" (no need to insert tickets to leave the park) "Oh... well how are we supposed to get out then?" (just walk through the turnstile... it's okay, I promise) "They just turn?" (yes, I promise)
"Do you get wet on Splash Mountain?" (....... O.o ...........no)
"Where can I get a hot dog?" (Casey's Corner, right over there) "No, I'm sick of waiting in lines. Where can I get a hot dog without waiting in line?" (um, are you aware that you are in Disney World? Line capital of the world?)
"Can you tell me which direction the giant Mickey's Sorcerer's hat is in?" (umm... that's in Hollywood Studios... which is an entirely different park) "Okay, so can I go through the castle to get there?" (*facepalm*)
"How do I get to Disney World from here?" (again... *facepalm*)
"Why is it raining?" "When will it stop raining?" (sorry, I'll check with Mickey about controlling the weather more to your satisfaction)
"What's the wait time for the Jungle Cruise?" (yeah, since I'm a cast member I magically know the wait times of every ride in the whole park every minute all day long.... no wait. No I don't. Let's go with 20 minutes?)
"Is Walt's body really held inside a crypt in the castle?" "How much does it cost to see Walt's body?"
"Where is the exit?" (all the way down to your right) "But there's a rope up! How am I supposed to get over there!?" (well, let's see... you could go five feet around it... or under it... or over it... just don't try to go through it)
"Why is it called the castle stage?" (because it's a stage... and there's a giant castle behind it) "Castle? What castle? Where?" (right in front of your face)
*walking completely opposite from the exit* "This is the way to the exit, right?" (umm.. actually no... unfortunately when people ask this question they never stop to actually listen to an answer so I never get to tell them directions on how to really get to the exit... they just keep walking and I've stopped fighting it. If you walk away before letting me answer a question I'm not gonna answer it)
"Excuse me, do you work here?" (no, I just like to wear this ridiculous car freshener costume and Disney nametag to be funny... in their defense though we used to have a regular guest who somehow got hold of a fake nametag and impersonated a cast member...)
"Can I sit here?" (considering there's a taped X on the ground and no one else is there five minutes before the parade, probably not, no) "Oh, I thought X marked the place where I was supposed to be sitting..." (no, X marks the place where I get to sit. sorry to burst your bubble)
And my personal favorite that I got just last night:
"Excuse me, how do I get to Magic Kingdom from here?" (um... you're in the Magic Kingdom...)
On a more considerate note, when you're on vacation, you really do leave your brain behind. I'm sure I asked my fair share of stupid questions on our cruise. I'm sure I've looked like a total bimbo plenty in my lifetime. The people who asked these probably all could have figured out the answers themselves, but the face that they're on vacation means lack of thinking, and lack of thinking means fun stories for others. Just thought I'd point that out, I'm sure we've all had these moments. :)
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Rabbit Rabbit Day!
December is my favorite time in the world. For one thing, it means my birthday and for another it means Christmas!!!
I means happy music and movies and presents and spending money and candy and Christmas trees and wrapping paper and ornaments and Nativities and lights and gingerbread and bells and parades and snow (yep, snow even in Florida... try going to Main Street U.S.A. or Celebration!) and just plain happiness.
Even at work I've noticed guests are way happier during the Christmas parties than they were for Halloween. People are more willing to do what is asked of them and more helpful. People are more cheerful, there's more smiles... I just LOVE it!
I love coming home to see my tree lit up. I love listening to pleasant Christmas music. I love the Salvation Army dudes outside with their red buckets and bells and remembering how my mom always told us it was bad luck to pass one without putting at least a little something inside.
I love how it reminds me of being a kid. It feels so magical to watch snow falling and listening to sleigh bells. I just love December and everything that comes with it. I'm ready for one of the best months of my life!
And I said Rabbit rabbit this morning so that makes it all the better.
I means happy music and movies and presents and spending money and candy and Christmas trees and wrapping paper and ornaments and Nativities and lights and gingerbread and bells and parades and snow (yep, snow even in Florida... try going to Main Street U.S.A. or Celebration!) and just plain happiness.
Even at work I've noticed guests are way happier during the Christmas parties than they were for Halloween. People are more willing to do what is asked of them and more helpful. People are more cheerful, there's more smiles... I just LOVE it!
I love coming home to see my tree lit up. I love listening to pleasant Christmas music. I love the Salvation Army dudes outside with their red buckets and bells and remembering how my mom always told us it was bad luck to pass one without putting at least a little something inside.
I love how it reminds me of being a kid. It feels so magical to watch snow falling and listening to sleigh bells. I just love December and everything that comes with it. I'm ready for one of the best months of my life!
And I said Rabbit rabbit this morning so that makes it all the better.
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
My Thanksgiving Dinner
I'm thankful for the Thanksgiving dinner Disney helped provide for me. I got a $1 dinner the other day with my friends. For only a dollar we got turkey, cranberry sauce, stuffing, gravy, peas, a roll, pie and a drink. It was cafeteria quality, but totally worth my dollar!
LOVE my job!
LOVE my job!
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Christmas Party
The awesome thing I've noticed about working Christmas parties is everyone is so much happier! I guess it's just the Holiday cheer or the awesome music or the fact that it's a scented parade with horses and roller skaters or that Santa Claus visits Disney World.... I don't know. People are very happy though, and that makes me happy!
I got to play with this 8 year old guest who comes to Disney all the stinking time before the first parade. He's gonna be the CEO someday, I can tell! He insisted that I dance with him during the castle show. I danced for a bit and then told him I didn't know how to dance and asked if Chris (a guy I work with) could dance instead. The kid responded: "Nooooo. You don't get it! When you dance it has to be one guy and one girl. Don't you know anything about dancing? Chris is a guy, I can't dance with him!" And then he made me do twirls in my skirt.
That kid is so stinking hilarious! I love that he comes to my park! And I love that I got to play with him.
I love working Christmas parties!
I got to play with this 8 year old guest who comes to Disney all the stinking time before the first parade. He's gonna be the CEO someday, I can tell! He insisted that I dance with him during the castle show. I danced for a bit and then told him I didn't know how to dance and asked if Chris (a guy I work with) could dance instead. The kid responded: "Nooooo. You don't get it! When you dance it has to be one guy and one girl. Don't you know anything about dancing? Chris is a guy, I can't dance with him!" And then he made me do twirls in my skirt.
That kid is so stinking hilarious! I love that he comes to my park! And I love that I got to play with him.
I love working Christmas parties!
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Thunderbirds!!!
I'm in the news!

I'm the PAC member to the left working across the street from Amanda, PAC member to the right. Yeah, there in the background...
Okay, so you can't really see me very well, but it really is me! Amanda and I got the best positions ever on this day when the Thunderbirds flew right above the Magic Kingdom during our normal 3:00 Parade (also known as "Day Parade" and "Mickey's Celebrate a Dream Come True Parade").

You can see the rest of the article here. There's less about me... but more that you're probably interested in. :)
I had the left side of the street... Amanda had the right.
If you watch the video at about 2:23 some fireworks go off in the background. This makes me laugh. It's during the Dream Along with Mickey castle stage show. It's so funny because sometimes guests see the fireworks and freak out that they're missing the fireworks show. But really there's not that many during the show.
Also, if you watch the video, around 5:00 it shows them doing the flag retreat. The people in the PAC costumes at the bottom of the screen... yeah, those are my friends. And would be me except I didn't work retreat that day. But I do on other days!
Just thought I'd give you a little taste of what I do! I love my job!
I'm the PAC member to the left working across the street from Amanda, PAC member to the right. Yeah, there in the background...
Okay, so you can't really see me very well, but it really is me! Amanda and I got the best positions ever on this day when the Thunderbirds flew right above the Magic Kingdom during our normal 3:00 Parade (also known as "Day Parade" and "Mickey's Celebrate a Dream Come True Parade").
You can see the rest of the article here. There's less about me... but more that you're probably interested in. :)
I had the left side of the street... Amanda had the right.
If you watch the video at about 2:23 some fireworks go off in the background. This makes me laugh. It's during the Dream Along with Mickey castle stage show. It's so funny because sometimes guests see the fireworks and freak out that they're missing the fireworks show. But really there's not that many during the show.
Also, if you watch the video, around 5:00 it shows them doing the flag retreat. The people in the PAC costumes at the bottom of the screen... yeah, those are my friends. And would be me except I didn't work retreat that day. But I do on other days!
Just thought I'd give you a little taste of what I do! I love my job!
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
I Love Kids...
I'm a professional hopscotch maker, ring tosser, juggler, hula hoop hander, bean bag thrower, and Duck Duck Donalder! I love my job!
Tonight was another Halloween party night and was really fun. We had one serious problem, but everything worked out, as usual, in the end, thank goodness. I won't talk about the serious problem, but here's a different story.
During the first parade tonight, I got a crier. I don't think I've ever had a kid who was actually scared of any part of the parade, but as the villains came closer, a little girl near me in a stroller burst into tears, scared out of her mind. I heard her mom trying to console her and finally decided maybe I could help.
So I turned to her and began talking to her so her mom could enjoy the parade with the other kids. I explained that I was friends with the villains and they were actually really nice. They just pretended to be mean in parades, but I assured her Mickey Mouse would never hire anyone who was actually mean. Then I talked to her about how I like to go backstage and dance with them and laughed at them, telling her they were just being silly. Because really, watching Frollo and Cruella dance their weird rendition of the Boo To You song is really silly. And the guys dressed in black and orange playing the guitars? How is that supposed to be scary!? Geez, they're not very good at being bad guys...
I got the girl to stop crying nearly immediately, but she still wasn't taking her eyes off of the hyenas, still pretty scared. So then I started to talk to her about candy. I told her to look for Pluto because Pluto meant the beginning of the candy! Yes, during the Mickey's Halloween parade they hand out candy at the end! So I told her to get her bag ready and she grinned when she finally saw Pluto. It was the cutest thing ever and the mom thanked me at the end. I even got her to laugh with me at how silly the villains looked when they were pretending to be mean.
It's funny because the part of the parade that still freaks me out to this day is the gravediggers. They scare the living snot out of me with their shovels. One came really close to my head during a previous parade as I was watching a guest... they just were literally right there by my face and I still haven't gotten over it. I also am a little freaked by the hyenas because, again, I was distracted by a guest and I turned to go back to my position and the hyena's head was literally right there. I wonder how poor Simba felt!
Anyway, I love my job! I love that every day gets to begin and end with characters, shows, fireworks, parades, or all of the above! I complain sometimes and get pretty bummed but the fact is, over all, I love it!
Tonight was another Halloween party night and was really fun. We had one serious problem, but everything worked out, as usual, in the end, thank goodness. I won't talk about the serious problem, but here's a different story.
During the first parade tonight, I got a crier. I don't think I've ever had a kid who was actually scared of any part of the parade, but as the villains came closer, a little girl near me in a stroller burst into tears, scared out of her mind. I heard her mom trying to console her and finally decided maybe I could help.
So I turned to her and began talking to her so her mom could enjoy the parade with the other kids. I explained that I was friends with the villains and they were actually really nice. They just pretended to be mean in parades, but I assured her Mickey Mouse would never hire anyone who was actually mean. Then I talked to her about how I like to go backstage and dance with them and laughed at them, telling her they were just being silly. Because really, watching Frollo and Cruella dance their weird rendition of the Boo To You song is really silly. And the guys dressed in black and orange playing the guitars? How is that supposed to be scary!? Geez, they're not very good at being bad guys...
I got the girl to stop crying nearly immediately, but she still wasn't taking her eyes off of the hyenas, still pretty scared. So then I started to talk to her about candy. I told her to look for Pluto because Pluto meant the beginning of the candy! Yes, during the Mickey's Halloween parade they hand out candy at the end! So I told her to get her bag ready and she grinned when she finally saw Pluto. It was the cutest thing ever and the mom thanked me at the end. I even got her to laugh with me at how silly the villains looked when they were pretending to be mean.
It's funny because the part of the parade that still freaks me out to this day is the gravediggers. They scare the living snot out of me with their shovels. One came really close to my head during a previous parade as I was watching a guest... they just were literally right there by my face and I still haven't gotten over it. I also am a little freaked by the hyenas because, again, I was distracted by a guest and I turned to go back to my position and the hyena's head was literally right there. I wonder how poor Simba felt!
Anyway, I love my job! I love that every day gets to begin and end with characters, shows, fireworks, parades, or all of the above! I complain sometimes and get pretty bummed but the fact is, over all, I love it!
Monday, October 11, 2010
Face Paint
Today was such a good day! I didn't have a single angry guest. All. Day. Long. And I worked three parades! Two of which were for the Halloween party. It went well. In fact, I had a bunch of particularly pleasant guests! So wonderful!
Maybe it's because I got my face painted! I must have been too cute to yell at tonight.
They come and do face painting for my area every other Halloween party, and since I've worked all but two of them, it's a wonder I haven't gotten my face painted yet. But I did tonight. I told them to do whatever, just not too extravagant. I think she actually did a pretty good job!

Minus my terrible hair, but keep in mind this picture was taken after the very long night.
My nametag also came in, finally today. I got to be Dianna again! And then everyone at work kept calling me Chris as a joke and asking if I was sure Dianna was my real name. My old nametag I left pinned to my vest when I turned it back in.
I feel like I've been running a hundred miles an hour for the past week nonstop. I've been averaging about 5 or 6 hours of sleep every night. Which is why I really should be in bed right now. But I'm not.
I have tons to do tomorrow... like a never ending to do list. Which is weird because I was hoping that when I'm not in school I wouldn't have any worries or stresses outside of work. Unfortunately, I have managers to deal with, a car that needs work, friends to plan things for, departure dates to figure out, and a whole religion to deal with.
But it's okay because I love my life! Maybe I'll get back to telling cool stories later.
Maybe it's because I got my face painted! I must have been too cute to yell at tonight.
They come and do face painting for my area every other Halloween party, and since I've worked all but two of them, it's a wonder I haven't gotten my face painted yet. But I did tonight. I told them to do whatever, just not too extravagant. I think she actually did a pretty good job!
Minus my terrible hair, but keep in mind this picture was taken after the very long night.
My nametag also came in, finally today. I got to be Dianna again! And then everyone at work kept calling me Chris as a joke and asking if I was sure Dianna was my real name. My old nametag I left pinned to my vest when I turned it back in.
I feel like I've been running a hundred miles an hour for the past week nonstop. I've been averaging about 5 or 6 hours of sleep every night. Which is why I really should be in bed right now. But I'm not.
I have tons to do tomorrow... like a never ending to do list. Which is weird because I was hoping that when I'm not in school I wouldn't have any worries or stresses outside of work. Unfortunately, I have managers to deal with, a car that needs work, friends to plan things for, departure dates to figure out, and a whole religion to deal with.
But it's okay because I love my life! Maybe I'll get back to telling cool stories later.
Friday, September 17, 2010
For Serious
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Happy Halloween
Tonight is my first night working the Halloween party. It's also the first Halloween party of the year.
I have a different costume. And it's ridiculous. And loud. And coveted by those who don't have to wear it.
It's a special issue costume which means I'm only allowed to have it checked out for a week at a time.
And I have to wear a bat on my head.
Pictures soon. As long as you promise not to laugh. :)
I have a different costume. And it's ridiculous. And loud. And coveted by those who don't have to wear it.
It's a special issue costume which means I'm only allowed to have it checked out for a week at a time.
And I have to wear a bat on my head.
Pictures soon. As long as you promise not to laugh. :)
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