Sunburn

In the sun for four hours. It's raining the WHOLE ENTIRE TIME!

I lather my shoulders, face and chest in oodles of sunscreen and put just a little on arms and legs.

And guess what?

I got burned. I got burned good.

But not on my arms and legs where I hardly put anything.

On my shoulders. Where I glopped it on.

Four hours. Raining the WHOLE ENTIRE TIME.

Say it with me now. FAIL!

Owee!