"When women try to understand men, it's like a six-year old from Kansas trying to learn how to tie a shoe from a frustrated kindergarten teacher. When men try to understand women, it's like a six-year old from Kansas trying to learn Einstein's theory of relativity, quantum mechanics, molecular biology, calculus-based inverted polynomial matrices, orbital mechanics, the application of multi-tonal dissonant chord progressions in metallic percussion instruments, and the historical evolution of native American religions, -- all at the same time, being taught in Mandarin Chinese, over the Internet, by a drunk Peruvian artist specializing in abstract impressionism, assisted by a trained monkey performing acrobatics on ice skates." Think about it.
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"When women try to understand men, it's like a six-year old from Kansas trying to learn how to tie a shoe from a frustrated kindergarten teacher. When men try to understand women, it's like a six-year old from Kansas trying to learn Einstein's theory of relativity, quantum mechanics, molecular biology, calculus-based inverted polynomial matrices, orbital mechanics, the application of multi-tonal dissonant chord progressions in metallic percussion instruments, and the historical evolution of native American religions, -- all at the same time, being taught in Mandarin Chinese, over the Internet, by a drunk Peruvian artist specializing in abstract impressionism, assisted by a trained monkey performing acrobatics on ice skates." Think about it.
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